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Prom Date Personals
by Anthony Geraci & Rachel Gorjanc, Staff Writers

Prom is quietly sneaking up on members of the senior class. Soon students will be making plans and appointments to prepare for this memorable night. Arrangements are being made; however, not many students in the senior class have a date yet. While it would be bold (and maybe a little pathetic) to show up without a date, how many seniors are willing to go to prom stag? Well, have no fear seniors of West G., the Whirlwind is here to help.

The staff has selected fourteen sexy singles to advertise for prom dates in this month's issue.


NICK BAYZATH
Zodiac sign: Aries
What I want in a date: Fun, and someone who is easy to get along with.
Qualities that attract me: Pretty eyes, a laugh like mine.
In my spare time I: Flaunt my crown in front of Adam Schultz.
Music I enjoy: Anything but hard rock polka.
Celebrity dream date: Anyone with the last name Protz.
Favorite School Subject: Spanish

KIT SKUREC

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
What I want in a date: Big hands and body hair
Qualities that attract me: Insecurity...I like to meet guys at group therapy.
Personality is: da bombdizzle
In my spare time I: Collect toenail clippings!
Music I enjoy: polka
Celebirty dream date: Ozzy Osbourne
My favorite subject: I.S.S.
Personal quote: "Mrs. Lippe's car is green."

 

JILLIAN GEHLFUSS

Zodiac sign: Cancer
What I want in a date: Someone who wants to have fun...a gentleman.
Qualities that attract me: A sweet personality with a sense of humor.
My personality is: Friendly
In my spare time I: Play Euchre with the gang.
Music I enjoy: Everything
Celebrity dream date: Ryan from the O.C.
Favorite school subject: Biology and Physics
Personal quote: "Good things come in small packages."

MATT FASIMPAUR

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
What I want in a date: Lots of freckles, humourus, and a good time.
Qualities that attract me: Dark hair, great eyes, legs for days.
My personality is: Playful
In my spare time I: Play pool and party hardy.
Do you enjoy dancing?: Oh Yea!
Celebrity dream date: Lil' John
Favorite school subject: Pre-Calc, Paine style
Personal Quote: "729-####-Call me baby!"

MANDY OKREZ

Zodiac sign: Leo
What I want in a date: Someone with a rash, so they won't be embarassed by me!
My personality is: Easy going
What I do in my spare time: Swim, Lifeguard, and taking long walks on the beach
Celebrity dream date: Matt Damon
Music I enjoy: Country
Favorite school subject:
Study hall in the history office
Personal quote: "Stop making fun of my rash...it's only temporary!"

SEAN LEFFLER

Zodiac sign: Aquarius
What I want in a date: Blonde
Qualities that attract me: Physical-Blonde, Personal-Blonde
My personality is: Missing
What I do in my spare time: Try to find people who actually like me or stare aimlessly into a mirror.
Music I enjoy: Hard rock Polka! "The Clashing Accordians"
Celebrity dream date:
Barbara Walters
Favorite School Subject: Espanish

GEOFF PROTZ

Zodiac Sign: Virgo
What I want in a date: A heart beat.
Qualities that attract me: Lazy eyes, deep voices...insecurity,too.
My personality is: Funsko
What i do in my spare time: I maintain a BattleStar Galactica figurine collection.
Music I enjoy: Anything with a banjo.
Celebrity dream date: Janet Reno
Favorite school subject: SAO
Personal quote: And I love you, Waaaaahhhhh.

LINDSEY KONIECZNY

Zodiac sign: Leo
What I want in a date: A hotti looking for a good time!
Qualities that attract me: blonde/brown hair, blue/green eyes, 6"1', 195 lbs, a quarterback, smart, funny.
My personality is: Saucy
In my spare time I: Think about that someone special, you know who you are!
Music I enjoy: Rap, Christian, Pop...Britney Spears, baby!
Celebrity dream date: Pat McDonald
Personal quote: "Stop calling me!"

BEN JOHN

Zodiac Sign: Aries
What I want in a date: Someone who can breakdance like a drunken chicken.
Qualities that attract me: Big round.......glasses
My personality is: Benish
What i do in my spare time: Like, stuff...
Music I enjoy: Devin Ferruso and 1 singing about Epic Quests involving chickens.
Celebrity dream date: Liv Tyler from LOTR -it's all about the ears.
Favorite School Subject: Being asleep.

RENEE EVANETICH

Zodiac sign: Gemini
What I want in a date: Someone who wants to have a good time.
Qualities that attact me: Someone who is taller than me, with a good personality
In my spare time I: Watch Movies
My personality is: sweet
Celebrity dream date: Paul Walker
My favorite school subject: Art and Speech
Personsonal quote: "Its not what you know, its who you know!"

LINDSAY VLAH

Zodiac Sign: Leo
What I want in a date: Someone willing to take me!
Qualities that attract me: Someone resembling a hillbillie
My Personality is: Spastic
In my spare time I: Hang out with friends, and work.
Celebrity dream date: Johnny Depp
Favorite school subject: Study Hall
Personal quote: "I am not crazy, and I do not have O.C.D."

RACE MORTON

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
What I want in a date: Someone tall, a good sense of humor.
My personality is: Wierd
What I do in my spare time: Play sports.
Muisc I enjoy: Almost anything
Celebrity dream date: Britney Spears
Favorite school subject: Mrs. Cozzone's study hall, I love it.
Personal quote: "Darn it feels good to be a gangster."

MEGAN MORIARTY

Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Qualities that attract me: Fun, sense of humor, cute, tall, broad shoulders
What I want in a prom date: Someone who wants to have a good time.
Music I enjoy: A combination of Reggae and Show tunes!
Personality is: Sexy
Favorite school subject: The 4 minutes in between classes

PAUL CIRINO

Zodiac sign: Aries
What I want in a prom date: Crazy wild, girly girl, unique
Qualities that attract me: Tiny feet, dry hands, sweet, high maintanence.
My personality is: Layed back
What i do in my spare time: Work hard at Eastlake Conveinent, hit the links
Music I enjoy: AFI, Little of Edward Hung, Old school Bone, but no country or Simple Plan.

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